Mile: 1,948
Riding up on my road bike I immediately knew I was going to stand out like a sore thumb. There stood a line of twenty some-odd half, three quarter, and one ton pickup trucks on a dirt road lined up to get into the Dubois Friday night rodeo. Ohh yeah, and me, on my Italian framed Bianchi road bike that I call Liliana. And it didn’t get any better as the night went on. I was laughing out loud as I rode past all these dust covered pickup trucks into the entrance gates on my streamline lightweight road bike. I’ve learned that when you venture out you’re going to find yourself in situations that you did not and could not have planned for. Well, on second thought, I probably could have thought through the fact that your average joe attending a small Wyoming town rodeo on a Friday night would not be wearing 8” inseam hiking shorts, a turquoise ocean blue polyester stretchy hooded long sleeve fishing shirt, chacos, baseball cap, and come in riding a road bike. Yeah, that’s pretty obvious to me hindsight. I was as likely to fit in with that crowd wearing my attire as I would if I were wearing the full body Arkansas Razorback blowup mascot uniform. But, in moments like that, you just gotta own it. So I did. I rode Liliana into that gravel parking lot like I owned it. When my chacos hit the dust covered ground they found as strong a stride as any boot totin’, wrangler wearin’, plaid rockin’, belt buckle flashin’, son of a gun in there. And that goes for the girls too.
I walked my bike right up to the side of the stands, threw a lock on it, and with every step up those bleachers cowboy dust flew off my open toed sandals. I chose a seat on one of the open benches and settled in. It was about this time that I realized that no one, and I mean NO ONE rides a bike to a rodeo. Well, that’s not completely true. Mason does. But, he’s the only the one that did that night. My steed weighed a little less than the others that came through the gate that night. She wasn’t quite as tall or robust either. But, she was the only Italian girl there and man...did she get some looks!
The rodeo was a blast. I think God was giving me a break when he plopped my butt down next to a couple from Tennessee. We hit it off immediately and the good ole southern boy even grabbed an extra beer for me when he made a run for him and his lady. Tommy was his name. It took him a while to warm up and say much but a couple beers in and his low deep voice would muster out a one liner every few minutes that had me rolling. His girlfriend was much more a talker than he was and we chatted for most of the evening with Tommy throwing in one liners every so often bringing more belly laughs into the conversation. It’s always nice meeting other southerners while way out west. The southern draw comes in like a heavy quilted blanket on a cold camping night or like grabbing a hold of a hot cup of joe on a brisk morning. It’s just a good thing.
We laughed and carried on until the rodeo came to a close with the final event being three people against one half grown steer. The steer had a ribbon tied to it’s tail and a rope tied to it’s horns. The goal was to run the steer down, one person would be drug around by the rope while the other two tried to get the ribbon off without being kicked or stepped on too much. I hadn’t laughed that hard since sitting around the fire with the old men on the Platte River. One guy would get ahold of the tail and be pulled right out of his boots when that steer would take off. Only half the groups were successful in getting the ribbon off then the rope off and crossing back over the finish line before the 3 minute mark. And get this, the winning group was made up of three gals. And I say gals not girls because girls can be soft and delicate where as these gals, let’s just say I wouldn’t want to fight any of them. Don’t get me wrong, they were petite and cute! But dang were they tough!
I jumped back on my steed when Rodeo came to a close and found my place in line with the trucks making dust on the ride out. I decided to ride back to the van and put on jeans, a plaid shirt, and closed toed shoes before I went out on the town. I figured I might fit in a little more that way. Pulling out of the RV campground was unique considering it was 10pm and that’s when most people are getting settled, but, I hadn’t been in the majority of the crowd the last few hours so why start now? I pulled up to the Rustic Pine Tavern which is where Austin said he’d be after the rodeo. Austin worked at the fly shop and I talked with him earlier that day for an hour or so shooting the bull with him. He said in his Wyoming cowboy accent, “Everybody always goes to the Rustic and then jumps over to Whiskey Creek to end the night. Come on out if you wanna.” So I did. I walked into the Rustic and was looking forward to fitting in a little more than I did the rodeo but I ohhh was I wrong. You see, in the crowds of the stands, I was amongst other tourists who also had on ball caps and I even saw two others with shorts on. But here, I had stepped right into a John Wayne movie and all those cowboys and cowgirls knew it. If you didn’t have on wranglers, you weren’t from there. I bet more than half (including a girl or two) had the worn circle of a Skoal can in the back pocket. You either had a cowboy hat on or nothing over top your noggin. Belt buckles all the way around and either a T-shirt of a past rodeo event or a button down that had more starch on it than a bag of potatoes. I don’t think I saw one other person in the whole bar who didn’t have boots on and more than half had spurs strapped on the back of them. These weren’t “for looks” spurs either, these were “workin’” spurs. “Well, I’m here, so, let’s do this thing,” I said to myself as I caught some looks walking in with my trail running shoes on. I walked up to the bar to order the one thing I was about to have in common with the rest of them, holding a cold one. “Cash only tonight hun,” This young girl behind the bar said with a true cowgirl accent. I was thrown off because she was the only one who wasn’t dressed like a cowgirl in the bar. She was wearing a black sleeveless jumpsuit with short purple hair and a handful of tattoos down her arms and even one crawling up the back of her head. “Wait, what?” I was confused on how a country accent could come out of a girl that looked like that. “The card machines are down along the whole strip, so it’s cash only tonight babe.” She repeated in her cowgirl accent. “Well, dang,” I said out loud. I had just learned earlier that day that Chase Credit cards have the worst cash out program of all time so I had no way of getting cash. I went back out to my van and scrounged up $3.30 in bills and coins and headed back in. I was determined. I was going to hang out that night. Some nights it’s nice to be alone, others, I want to hang out. And dad gum it, that night was a hang out night.
I walked back in and put my $3.30 on the counter and asked what a PBR cost. “A tall boy or regular?” She asked. “Tall” I said, I figured I had earned it by this point. “That’s $2.80,” she piped back. “Great, you got yourself a 50 cent tip.” I grabbed my beer and headed to the back. I saw Austin playing a game of pool and when I walked up he acted like his best friend had just walked in the bar. We started chatting and I learned that it was the one or two or six drinks he already had in him that gave me such a grand welcome, but I didn’t care. I was there, surrounded by cowboys and cowgirls having a good time. After Austin walked to the other end of the pool table to take a shot, I figured I better make some more friends. I saw a guy sitting next to the pool table and walked over to introduce myself. I figured, I wouldn’t make friends in a place like that unless I started talkin’. It seemed like everybody in that bar knew each other and if I made one friend I’d be likely to make them all. “Hey man, what’s your name? Most who like me call me Mason.” I said with a little bit of extra Arkansas draw than normal. Hey, you do what you gotta do sometimes. “Dillon” He said with an accent that couldv’e covered two biscuits it had so much molasses in it. As he reached out his hand to shake mine he stood up to his full height of 6’5”. “You’re a tall drink of water aren’t ya?” I mentioned. I figured throwing in some of my Arkansas sayings wouldn’t hurt either. “Ha! Yeah...” He responded. I realized real quick that I’d be driving this conversation. So, I put it in gear and kept going. We chatted about fishin’, huntin’, bull ridin’, and even van life. I found out that Dillon works in Landry and comes in to Dubois for the Friday night rodeo. Apparently, the rodeo in Wyoming is like a football game in the south. It’s just what you do on Friday nights. “How big is Landry?” I ask him. “Ohh, you know, it’s a bit bigger than Dubois. I think Dubois is a three station town where Landry is a four station town. I think Dubois is three...yeah...yeah...Dubois is a three station town.” This sentence took him nearly a full minute to get out. Dillon wasn’t in a race when he began spitting words out. He took his sweet time to let his cowboy accent take hold. I look at him with an inquisitive side glance that he sees and starts in... “Ohh I mean, in terms of gas stations. Dubois got three and Landry is a little bigger cause it got four. And plus Dubois stations don’t count as much since they have more tourists. So yeah, Landry’s bigger.” He cracks a little grin and I realize he was serious but he knew that it was funny to size up a town based on the number of gas stations it had. We both laughed. We chatted for a while longer about this and that. Everybody in the whole place was having a good time. Most were either playing pool or running up throwing their arms around a buddy talking about how if he was tougher he would’ve stayed on the bull another two seconds to make time. Most of them had come directly from the rodeo. The only change in this scene was when a line dancing song would come on over the juke box and three or four girls would drop their pool cues and start line dancing.
I met a few others and had some more laughs throughout the evening. When I left for the night it was nearly 1:30am. It’s amazing how long you can nurse a PBR when you don’t have any more cash. I was headed on. No more $25 piece of grass rental for me. As I drove out of Dubois and into the National Forest to find my home for the night I laughed at how different the tourists from the locals were in the small town of Dubois. “Yep, cowboys don’t come from Texas, they come from Wyoming...” I muttered to myself as I began to wind up into the mountains.